Prentiss, after she got hit by a truck (via clockwork-mockingbird)
745. After graduating, a scientific muggleborn starts to research DNA using magic. They eventually discover the gene which differentiates those able to use magic from those who can’t, and, with the aid of magic, they create a program to alter the gene in Squibs to allow them to use magic. Eventually, this treatment becomes so sophisticated that everyone is able to use magic, including muggles.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing